A Chinese 7'5, 296 pound basketball player who plays center in the NBA for the Houston Rockets. He is pretty good for a person who only has one year experience.

Yao ming by Cool Guy July 18, 2003

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Yao Ming

Noun

An increment of measure equal to 7 feet 5 inches or approximately 2.27 meters.

This room is 3 Yao Mings long.

Walk a few Yao Mings in these shoes and see how you like them.

Yao Ming by Dan Drucker July 6, 2004

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Yao Ming Hater

A person who hates on Yao. Usually ignorant people who are prejudiced against any non-black basketball players, such as Stephen A. Smith. Or generally an idiot who just doesn't know what he is talking about, such as Steve Kerr.

Stephen A: GUESS WHAT!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!! If you're once known as Mr. Softy, you're always gon' be known as Mr. Softy. You know they're making a big deal about the fact that he's more aggresive, WELL BIG DEAL! HE'S 7 FEET 5!!!! WHY NOT BE AGGRESSIVE!!!
John Saunders: Thank you for watching KIA NBA Shootaround...
Stephen A: GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
John Saunders: "We will see you after the...
Stephen A: BYE!!!
John Saunders: ...game.
Stephen A: SOFT!!!!!!

Steve Kerr "The 7-6 Chinaman"

Steve Kerr: "Quick, who is the second-best center in the NBA? Obviously Shaquille O'Neal is the best, and the name most people put after Shaq is Yao Ming. In fact, Yao has been on fire of late, averaging 32 points and 11 boards over his last five games.

But if you said Chris Kaman, you wouldn't be far off."

Guy1: Chris who? Ya a Yao Ming Hater

Yao Ming Hater by Ken Fisherman July 18, 2006

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wo yao ni de pi gu

I want your ass (In Mandarin)

Daaaaamn girl! Wo yao ni de pi gu!

wo yao ni de pi gu by Dim Sum Dolly December 20, 2004

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