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yannnick 

Big gringo that likes to michmich for his hobby. Also known as : " crounch crounch mish mish ".
That guys is one of a weird yannnick!
yannnick by Pier-Gringo July 13, 2017
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Yannick is probably Belgian. He's the best guy in the whole world - in fact surpassing all other specimens of the male population. He's sweet, caring, charming, amazing, smart, understanding, intelligent and a great listener. He may have a slightly random sense of humor, but it only adds to his charm. He has striking good looks, although he may be the last person to realize it himself. An all around beautiful person that anyone would be privileged to know and call a friend. To any woman who is fortunate to be with a Yannick, he is also the most awesome boyfriend on earth. If you are a female dating a Yannick, you're one lucky woman.
Yannick: Derp, derp, derp.
Yannick by CinnmonFaerie February 2, 2010

yannick pretzel

A yannick pretzel is a negitive kegel. Which would be the full loosening of the pelvic area, that would aide in the man not cumming as quickly.

(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?

Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
yannick pretzel by BonitaBunny December 9, 2009
Yannick is a kind caring French person. Despite his name, and the fact that he is French, Yannick is a beautiful person with a sexy ass. He is also a tid bit Czechoslovakian, which explains why his 8 pack is just as sexy as his biceps, triceps, and all the other muscles on his body. Yannick is caring to woman and would never call them a derogatory name, such as "whore" or "slut". Yannick has a 5.0 gpa and will stay a virgin until he is married.
Today I had a heart to heart with Yannick. He helped me with my problems.
Yannick by Yennick's Housekeeper April 12, 2005

Yannicking 

Yannicking or to Yannick is to take a really long time to make a decision, particularly when playing a boardgame. Can be used with endearment or impatience.
Stop Yannicking, the move's fucking obvious!
Yannicking by Aminto Words October 10, 2019
He is such a Yannick, he has been on the shitter for almost an hour now.
Where is that Yannick? Don't panick he is probably taking a shit again.
Yannick by WaterBoyStoke June 7, 2017
Run its yannick
Yannick by Mafmafwaff June 3, 2020
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