Yankus
Usually defined as the "funny man" always yankin' us at the parties. Or the man yanking somebodies chain with a funny joke.
Yankus by Big Old Sausage January 21, 2011
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Yanush
‘To Yanush’ essentially means to cum. This word was founded in Poland after a man by the name of Yanush, who has a chopper bigger than the Empire State Building. Not only is it a long cock, it’s also meaty. The amount of girth Yanush has is out of this world. If you believe the ancient myth, every girl Yanush has banged has been hospitalized and paralyzed and rumour has it, Yanush has nurses by his side when doing the dirty. Nicknamed Super-Yan, he requested the Israeli Iron dome was given to Poland as cum socks aren’t strong enough to withstand his mighty sperm.
Yanush is the semen released after a wank.
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”
Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”
Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”
Verb:
*man has a wank*
“Ah I’m going to Yanush”
Past tense:
“How many times have you Yanushed over the past few days?”
Adjective:
“Hold on love, I’m just Yanushing”
Yanush by Astrid Yanush February 28, 2022
John Yakush
Jerry: Hey Bro, you going to the AllStar Music concert?
Tom: Yeah!!
Jerry: Dude, John Yakush is so lucky, he gets to meet so many celebrities!!
Tom: Yeah!!
Jerry: Dude, John Yakush is so lucky, he gets to meet so many celebrities!!
John Yakush by AllStar Music August 25, 2011
Yanksgiving
When Americans give the world a national sales day in November rather than anything meaningful like Thanksgiving.
Do people celebrate Thanksgiving in your country? You know the day where Americans thank god for all the food Native American Indians gave them or do you just celebrate Yanksgiving?
Yanksgiving by No Hemingway November 4, 2019
Kabuto Yakushi
An awesome, hot, smart antagonist from the anime series, Naruto and Naruto: Shippuden. Contrary to popular belief, Kabuto Yakushi is a synonym for exceedingly brilliant, charming, introverted, witty, and handsome.
Kabuto Yakushi by mangoes2021 August 4, 2011
Yanks for the Mammaries
Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.
Meanwhile at a big spring break party...
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!
Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".
Yanks for the Mammaries by GFeet January 13, 2010