An explanation of a brutal dunk in basketball that involves the dunker to drag their nuts across the face of the person being dunked on. Usually an unexpected dunk to finish off a game or to outright disrespect the opponent.
“Did you see Etty and Neo play on the court last Friday?”
“Yeah Neo brought the game to 21-3, she got yammed on”
Yammed on is the saying when you slam it down (dunk) on an individual in the sport of basketball and they get a full mouthful of your fat, warm, pulsing, throbbing, palpitating cock.
Ethan went up to try and block Emery but got absolutely yammed on, he was basically shlobing all up on his sack
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"