After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
by Boris Persky November 07, 2007
Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"
by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
by Dave January 06, 2005
When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.
“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”
“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”
“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”
by Pariah Jones February 03, 2020