xorth 

A problem solver. The "go to" person if anything goes wrong. A successful person. One that "gets the job done". A witty person. "The Man". "The Dude". One who can figure it all out.

Need help? xorth is your man.
The xorth can fix it for you.
You really need xorth for that.
I need xorth to handle this situation.

xorth by HTR Ativan August 7, 2010

Xarth 

The highest achievable level of awesome. Above snark, dank, super, ect.

when skiing one hucks a 150 foot cliff, completes 8 backflips, and lands unharmed, causing all observers heads to explode from the xarth status of the completed tricks

Xarth by Canasian12345 May 1, 2010

xort 

Slightly exhaling through your nose, when finding something quite funny but not enough to laugh out loud.

"That joke was alright. I xorted."

xort by AbCStern June 6, 2019

Xortyu 

Black monkeys jumping and eating fried chicken and grape soda

Jamal Xortyu

Xortyu by JamalQuandaleDingleJrthethrid June 15, 2022

xorphin 

The act of xorphing; to xorph

He was xorphin all over his kuna until he phloonied.

xorphin by Ankshus October 25, 2022