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xitlali
A great girl w Who is outgoing but that's herself a lot. Gets great grades in school and is very intelligent overall. She is always there for her friends and will never leave anyone behind. She's great at make up and has a poppin style. If you get a chance with her it will be the greatest chance of your life so don't mess it up. She excepts all people into her crowd and fits into all of them. she can go from being smart and intelligent one day and then being the funniest and sweetest girl You have ever met the next.
Boy: wow xitlali is such an amazing girl.
Girl: Boy that's my best friend, she is amazing and if you get a chance with her don't let her go.
Girl: Boy that's my best friend, she is amazing and if you get a chance with her don't let her go.
xitlali by Lola Hernandez May 20, 2017
Xitlali
Xitlali is a girl who can be shy and annoying sometimes. She has a sence of humour. But she is very intelligent and she is really nice and a bit of an embarrassment sometimes. Xitlali is also a great friend to hang out with at the mall and she'll tell you what dress you should get. People say that she has been really lazy when at home. The real meaning of Xitlali is actually "Star" Like those shining little bright lights in the sky at night. People say that on Xitlali's birthday, At night her star is the biggest and shiniest star in the sky.
Xitlali
Xitlali is a girl with many faces, but she stays calm at the same time. Sometimes she can be cold and mean to her friends, but deep inside she's a girl with a lot of emotions, all those feelings wanting to explode any second now. Xitlali is a girl with many talents, and she tries so hard to avoid detection/attention. I mean who wouldn't want that? Xitlali had the best taste in clothes so whenever she takes you to the mall she'll tell you what and what not to wear. She accepts all types of people into her friend group even though she may not always be social. When you least expect it she may be hiding her true feelings behind that mask of cold. Xitlali is known for being mean and rude sometimes, but deep inside she's a girl with a huge sense of humor and she can make just about anybody feel better in seconds. Many say she's very pretty and that she's bound to make people stare, They say her star is the one that shines the brightest on her birthday but, it may be that the moon is the one that shines the brightest on her birthday. Who knows? She might even be the moon itself!
Boy: Woah xitlali is so pretty...I don't think I have a chance with her...
Girl: That's not true, once you get to know her she might even come to like you.
Boy: oh Really?
Girl: Yeah, but it'll be hard cause she's my best friend, and she might be mean to you most of the time.
Boy: Oh I see, it'll be easy don't worry.
~3 weeks later~
Boy: She rejected me so harshly again.
Girl: I told you it wouldn't be easy. That's why she's my best friend, you douchebag.
Girl: That's not true, once you get to know her she might even come to like you.
Boy: oh Really?
Girl: Yeah, but it'll be hard cause she's my best friend, and she might be mean to you most of the time.
Boy: Oh I see, it'll be easy don't worry.
~3 weeks later~
Boy: She rejected me so harshly again.
Girl: I told you it wouldn't be easy. That's why she's my best friend, you douchebag.
Xitlali by I M S H 3 3 P Y S O R R Y OwO May 13, 2020
Xitlalic
Craxy chick who knows what she wants when she wants it. Has a great personality Is a great friend. And she doesn't take shit from anybody
Xitlalic by bubbamonkey93 June 5, 2011
xitlalitl
The most fun and cool best friend you will ever have. She likes to goof around but only when she feels like it> when she smiles it makes you smile as well. when she is sad, you feel the same. she has this weird glow where she radiates the whole room. she is the coolest friend you will ever have.
xitlally
Xitlallys are the best at getting away from trouble they are as sly as a fox and always act like an innocent girl.And has the power to get boys to fall in love with her from her beauty to her intelligence.They are natural born tricksters . And if you ever get her pissed off just run.
xitlally by Hello darkness smiled friend May 23, 2018
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