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xiaomei by Hannah Johnson May November 8, 2020
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xiaoheizi
A slang word defines a chinese who insulted caixukun and unintentionally enraged caixukun's fans(chinese:爱坤/ikun). It WAS used by ikun, but mostly use in a conversation when you make fun of caixukun nowdays. Caixukun have made a commercial mistake by mispronounced 只因 (because, pinyin: zhi1 yin1) ambiguously to 鸡 (chicken, pinyin: ji1, mispronounce version: tch-yi4). chinese usually pronounce the mispronounce version to make fun of caixukun action to proclaim they're not ikun.
Xiaomi
Person 1: I just got a Xiaomi Pocophone F1 for just 300 dollars!
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack
Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone
Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?
Person 2: I bet my iPhone X is better than yours
Person 1: My phone actually has 4000 mAH battery, 6GB RAM, Liquid Cooling, Snapdragon 845, and a Headphone Jack
Person 2: Whatever, I still enjoy using my iPhone
Person 1: Why do you have to sell your kidney to buy a phone anyways?
Xiaomi by hithebeautifulpeopleonthenet November 30, 2018
Xiaonei
Xiaomi
A company that makes a shitton of high quality products but with the worst UI in the world for a fraction of the price.
Person1: I bought the Xiaomi note 9 today!
Person2: But it has MIUI on it :/
Person1: I know, im gonna install a custom rom on it!
Person2: POGGERS!
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Person1: MIUI sucks!
Person2: I agree.
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Person1: ew MIUI.
Person2: ...
Person2: But it has MIUI on it :/
Person1: I know, im gonna install a custom rom on it!
Person2: POGGERS!
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Person1: MIUI sucks!
Person2: I agree.
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Person1: ew MIUI.
Person2: ...
Xiaomi by faggotjackass April 30, 2021
xiaomin
A very cool person to know and have as a friend. A great cook, very smart and interesting! Fit and fine as hell.
xiaomin by Archetypical3 November 22, 2021
Xiaomi
Xiaomi by hh_hh_h_hh_hh July 5, 2018
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