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Xiao Ling 

1. A character in TikTok roblox stories who has an Xbox avatar and speaks in first person. Whenever this character speaks, happy instrumental music plays.
2. A term used to mock TikTok movie narration accounts that change character names and have horrific English.
1. “Xiao Ling from that new TikTok story is hilarious!”
2. “The man’s name was Xiao Ling.”
Xiao Ling by STAN DAL SHABET July 1, 2022

Xiao Ling Syndrome 

Xiao Ling Syndrome is a very serious illness which can cause serval different side effects you or a loved one might have caught it if they have any of these symptoms.

-unfunny jokes

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls
Xiao Ling Syndrome

“Xiao Ling goes for a dive”
Xiao Ling Syndrome by Sneko August 23, 2022

Xiao Ling Syndrome 

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls
Xiao ling syndrome

“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”
Xiao Ling Syndrome by Sneko August 23, 2022

Ling Xiao Bimbam 

Ling Xiao Bimbam (凌霄避免爸妈) an ancient inscribed word that translates to:

"Insult the green hemp snake whom ascended to heaven"

It was inscribed by Berlann, the first founder of Qiandeng Town in the Suzuhou prefecture. Other scribes are untranslated so far, but have been confirmed to have been written by scholars of Chengdu by thr names of Ren Ting, Jae Ju, Ki Zuna, Yu Lia.
Ling Xiao Bimbam!

Yes! Insult the snake!

Xiaoling Yang Method

The Xiaoling Yang Method was used by US Citizens during the Vietnam war to avoid conscription. When reporting to their local army barracks for assessment, they would defecate themselves to be crossed off as not fit for duty.
"i really dont want to fight. i think im going to try the xiaoling yang method when they assess me to avoid conscription"
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