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(Pronounced Noe-Zaj) Short for "No exaggeration." Created to replace "No Joke" which doesn't work (or sounds like the person is "joking" about something that normally wouldn't be joked about) in many situations. (ex: my elderly Grandfather fell down five flights of stars, no joke.")
So the expression "No Xag" was created.
Brian: My dog was struck by lightening four times this weekend! No xag!
Sean: I HATE when that happens!
No Xag by Brizzle Dizzle DiDezzle January 15, 2009
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A triggered white 13 year old that listens to only XXXTENTACION and thinks he’s cool black man.
Yeah bro, Tommy’s kind of a Xaggot
Xaggot by Ethiopian Magician February 25, 2018

Xagi Grape & Mint 

A Xagi Grape & Mint (aka Xagi) is a Shisha mix consisting of exactly 78.9% of grape and 21.1 % of atomic mint.

It is exclusive to Ali Baba coffee shop and Shisha lounge. When smoked the Shisha extracts the correct amount of thick smoke. Leaving your head in a Man Fucking Like condition .
Regular walks in

Can I have one of your finest Xagi Grape & Mint.

This is the most sought after flavour only available to The Man Fucking Like elite. Only available at Alibaba Coffee and Shisha lounge.
One who is skilled at the Everquest.
Xage is hot stuff, we should start a fan club.
Xage by Xage January 14, 2005
A Call Of Duty 4 clan playing on X-Box live

Based around Dayton, Ohio

x Godly Assassins x
Dude, those xAGx guys owned us last round...
xAGx by DANNY GUTHRIE April 8, 2008
Zac: Why are you making out with a xylophone

Matt: I’m a xaggot
Zac: Queer
Xaggot by TRUFF January 27, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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