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to be extremely smart, figuring the worlds most unanswerable (slightly offensive) questions while being extremely sexy at the same time.
damn, gabe and simone are so Wetume
wetume by killerfaggot April 25, 2020
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wutum • Watumu • Wetumpka • wetume • Watum • Watumafuta • watumba • watumbe • Wetumka • wuhuman
Watumu is a nice boy who will always be there for anyone, he is a strong man with a good personality, you will be very luck to have watumu in your life
Did you see watumu on the party

He was amazing
Watumu by Sana tan emanul January 23, 2022
Watumu is a handsome boy with a beautiful personality, watumu is a great boy who will always be there for you, he is kind, and friendly, and he likes girls you will be very lucky to have a watumu in your life
Who is that hot guy over there?

He must be watumu!!!
Watumu by Sana tan emanul January 23, 2022
"What the fuck" spelled with pronunciative sounds. See WTF
"Dude, wutuf happened to your face?"
"wutuf was that for?"
WUTUF by Erik H. Rasmussen March 14, 2004
Watumu is a handsome boy with a beautiful personality, watumu is a great boy who will always be there for you, he is kind, and friendly, and he likes girls you will be very lucky to have a watumu in your life
Who is that hot guy over there?

He must be watumu!!!
Watumu by Sana tan emanul January 23, 2022
Watumu is a greatest person you will ever meet. He's a very handsome man with a good personality , watumu is a strong man who like girls, he is kind, sexy, calm, friendly and caring, you will be very lucky to have watumu in your life
Girl 1: watumu was looking so hot and cute today

Girl 2: well he is mine!!!
Watumu by Precious emanuella January 24, 2022
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