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wumpling 

Wumpling is used to describe the cuteness and the adorable way someone acts or can be used to describe someone in a cute manner or way
"You cute wumpling", "Wumpling looks soo cute today"
wumpling by Piri piii March 16, 2020

wumbling 

Wumbling: the action of grabbing or gently gripping another's cheeks, stomach or bottom, before gently vibrating it from side to side with either your hands or, in exceptional conditions, your mouth. Colloquial derivative from the English, 'to womble'.
'Y' lay quietly and peacefully on the bed. Her boyfriend, 'T', blustered stridently through the door before climbing on top of her, pulling up her cotton jumper, before wumbling her belly.

'Crikey Jack, Ieuan's wumbling the neighbours dog again!'

Or from the song:

'Wumble on. Wumble oon. Without, the need to fart, for you'll never wumble alone - you'll neever wumble, alone'. (circa 1954).
wumbling by Trevor Cuntablast December 5, 2013

Wompling 

The art of avoiding answering the question by spewing large amounts of verbal diarrhea
I see the Liberal member of parliament is 'wompling' on, in an effort to deflect from the obvious corruption engulfing his colleague.
Wompling by 1percentburn October 12, 2020

Wimplings 

A group of people who are wimps
Hey you see that group of people? Yea they’re Wimplings.

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome 

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

wimpling 

Etymology

Blend of wimp and weakling

Noun

1. A person who is weak or even sickly physical constitution and lacks confidence, is irresolute and wishy-washy.

2. Alternative weak character, lacking in courage and/or moral strength.
I can't have any patience who can't stand for themselves espcially what I've seen on the last episode of "The Ex- Wives Club" because of this wimpling who went back to his Ex - Girlfriend who dumped him.
wimpling by MikeKal July 19, 2009