wumpin
When you secretly jerk off while your girlfriend is sleeping, and wake her up, telling her there is an emergency. When she asks you what's wrong you blow your load in her face.
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wumpin stick
wumpin stick by A common friend October 22, 2023
chilly willy wumpkins
Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021
chilly willy wumpkins
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021
wampin
if you aint working...you wampin...if you high at work...you wampin...if you love to work...you wampin...you having intercourse...you wampin with somebody....
wampin by Brendan Guthrie January 5, 2008
Womping Out
1) What hipsters do at electronic music festivals.
2) the headbang/steady hand motion done to the bass of dubstep, drum n bass or anything in between.
2) the headbang/steady hand motion done to the bass of dubstep, drum n bass or anything in between.
Man, dude... Every time I party with Mikey he's Womping Out to Dubstep and making electronic tracks on his macbook...
Womping Out by DatsWassUp July 7, 2011
Tubby Wumpkins
Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.
Tubby Wumpkins by Anonymous May 8, 2003
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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