wumpin

When you secretly jerk off while your girlfriend is sleeping, and wake her up, telling her there is an emergency. When she asks you what's wrong you blow your load in her face.

We got in a fight the night before, so I waited until the following night before I gave her a wumpin.

by Steve P April 22, 2006

wumpin stick

Large stick or club used to bludgeon things into paste

Get me my wumpin stick.

by A common friend October 22, 2023

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

chilly willy wumpkins

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity Kunt and the Gang.

Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!

by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

wampin

see examples....heaven on earth....when you doin what you want to do basically

if you aint working...you wampin...if you high at work...you wampin...if you love to work...you wampin...you having intercourse...you wampin with somebody....

by Brendan Guthrie January 5, 2008

Womping Out

1) What hipsters do at electronic music festivals.

2) the headbang/steady hand motion done to the bass of dubstep, drum n bass or anything in between.

Man, dude... Every time I party with Mikey he's Womping Out to Dubstep and making electronic tracks on his macbook...

by DatsWassUp July 7, 2011

Tubby Wumpkins

Relieving oneself in an Irishman's belly button. Also called "Mata Takes a Shower". To make a puddle bigger than one expected.

Mike moaned softly while Eagle1 shot him a Tubby Wumpkins.

by Anonymous May 8, 2003