wump wump

When you wank inside your pants and don't wash your penis, you penis starts smelling real bad. That smell, is called the wump wump smell.

Man. I couldn't get that wump wumpoff Me dick for 3 days.

by Ary130904 March 29, 2018

Tufty wump

A generally annoying person; an ignoramus

Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish

by Hasbeengineer July 12, 2021

Wump

A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.

Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps”

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof”

by johnbingbang March 31, 2020

Wump

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.

by Jam-rag August 23, 2011

Milk wump

To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.

Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"

by Bigdaddy James January 24, 2009

Wump

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.

by djamo September 13, 2009

Wump

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

by Osi777gt May 5, 2018