Wump

A unit of measure used to describe something seriously enjoyable. Can be applied to any form of experience the user wishes, as there is no limit on fun.

Jack - “I cant wait to get online later, Jon. Gonna be a new level of wumps”

Jon - “I know. My wumpage output is gonna be through the roof”

by johnbingbang March 31, 2020

Wump

Not quite a wuss, not quite a wimp, but somewhere in the middle.

Human #1: Ahhh, a Wasp!

Human #2: You wump.

by Jam-rag August 19, 2011

Wump

When you go for a dump and end up having a wank aswell

Oh my god i went for a dump but ended up having a wump.

by djamo September 13, 2009

Wump

An idiot/whimp

C'mon you wump

by Osi777gt February 7, 2018

Wump

A small fiery explosion that makes a "wump" noise.

if you throw a small bottle of gas on the fire it will "wump". "Hey guys, lets go make a wump!"

by DANGLYPARTS95 October 2, 2011

Wump

Verb. Noun.
The act of falling forward awkwardly with arms stretched forward, and landing with an "oomph!" sound, kind of a thud combined with a swoosh. Afterwards you just lay there.

One day, I tripped over a box, and wumped on my bed....
I wumped on my best friend

by pinacolorado May 25, 2014

Wump

To throw something at someone with immense amounts of force with no reason other than to be an ass hole.

Wump: "Dude!! Ben totally just wumped me in the face with a dead kitten!!"

by Bigdaddy James January 25, 2009