4 definitions by Pleasure Man

Crusty Pineapple

When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.

Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.

Bob: Shit.

by Pleasure Man October 30, 2014

When you take a lemon, open it up and squeeze the juice on someone's tits. The tits then get twisted. Very pleasurable for intense sessions.

by Pleasure Man November 20, 2008

Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes.

Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!"

Joe: "Shit"

by Pleasure Man November 20, 2008

When you diarrhea into somebody's mouth and mix it with Dr. Pepper.

"Man, I gave that girl some good Dr. Pepper Love last night!"

by Pleasure Man November 20, 2008