wtfuw 

Wat the fuck u want

Girl:Can u get me sum
Boy:Wtfuw

wtfuw by Hellabandzz July 22, 2014

wtfywb 

What The Fuck You Want Bitch

Yo Udi, wtfywb? stop calling me.

wtfywb by tadowta July 2, 2006

wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"

Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd

wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009

Wtfurban

When your detailed, lengthy definition is not published, but word of the day is just a bunch of numbers meaning nothing..

Your definition was not published.
Next day: word of the day is 58437840 which is defined as "g77ddh4#"...
Wtfurban

Wtfurban by HbBrisley August 25, 2020

WTFIWWY 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Person 1: I pooped in the sink again
Person 2: WTFIWWY!?!

WTFIWWY by djasbestos August 3, 2007

WTFWJD 

What The Fuck Would Jesus Do? A snarky reaction by non-fundies to the trend amongst some self-righteous fundamentalist Christians to wear apparel with the motto WWJD (What Would Jesus Do).

"...so I had to make a choice, the stripper or the joint. I was unsure, so I thought to myself, WTFWJD?"

WTFWJD by mae January 19, 2004

wtfux

A short-hand way to write "what the fuck", a cross between "wtf" and "what the fuck". Bears slightly more emphasis than "wtf", while still being quick to type, and technically does not constitute swearing.

<Jim> I HAVE BUTTER ON MY FACE
<Sam> wtfux

wtfux by FancyGoat July 12, 2009