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wtfwtffsmfd 

An acronym for "What the fuck would the fucking flying spaghetti monster fucking do?"
Hmmm, im in a tight spot right now, and i am really mad. wtfwtffsmfd?
see wwfsmd
wtfwtffsmfd by jimthedestroyer April 10, 2009
Related Words
What the fuck for the win.

Used when there's an obvious WTF? moment.
You: Turns out my girlfriend has a penis.

Me: WTFFTW!
WTFFTW by lolcats March 4, 2008
Person 1: *Slaps across face*

Person 2: DUDE?!!? WTFWTF?
wtfwtf by aaronobst July 2, 2009
What the fucking hell was that?
*there's an old lady walking with a MUSIC SAVED MY LIFE shirt*
Dude 1: Look, there.
Dude 2: WTFHWT?!
Dude 1: Ermmm. *shrugs*
wtfhwt by tasteforsuicidal January 9, 2008
WTFWT means "what the fuck was that?"

What
The
Fuck
Was
That

DIE WELT IST MEIN!
"Oh my god dude, WTFWT?" "I don't know man, ommfg, roflmfao!"
wtfwt by Mein Gott in Himmel July 6, 2004

wtfmfwtfayt 

What the fuck, motherfucker, what the fuck are you thinking?; taken from a song of same title by Jim's Big Ego
You ate some anthrax for breakfast? WTFMFWTFAYT?!
wtfmfwtfayt by Aaron MacKenzie December 13, 2005
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