wroft

the act of giving your great aunt head

yo! i wrofted my great aunt the other day! how sick is that?

by roardaddy June 28, 2022

Wroetoshaw

Ket master, lord of all drug dealers, has no time to post because he’s busy selling Ket and coke

“Wroetoshaw does Ket”
“Hahahahaha funny dude”

by Ijustwanttodie March 1, 2020

Definitions You Wrote.

This is not one of them.

This is not one of the definitions you wrote.

by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 31, 2022

Hofty Wofty

An Ice Cream Cocktail

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference

by Stacey Bear & Lawrence Pig November 30, 2009

wroetoshaw

A very handsome young lad who is partially racist but it’s fine he still hella peng

Yo have you seen wroetoshaw’s new vid ?

No he doesn’t upload

by Zara ;) July 24, 2018

Wroot

A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root

"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"

"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"

"fucking wroot"

by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006

Wofta

1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.

1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"

by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012