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A steriotypical type of beatnik- Around 5ft5" in height, black polo neck, black bery, highly groomed triangular goatee beard,possibly smokes a pipe. Concened almost exclusevly with cool jazz he finds conversational attempts with non-wroots to be futile and of no interest.
This term can and has been construed as derogatory to wroots.
also see root
"the wroots downstairs kept me up all night with that cool jazz"

"godamn wroots i'll murder the pair of them"

"fucking wroot"
Wroot by Dr. Poppenstein April 27, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
a local Canadian variation of the word w00t that is used to emphasize a extremely exciting statement .
I live in Canada! Wroot Wroot!
Wroot Wroot eh!
Wroot by SilverCitySurfer February 3, 2010
Related Words
Wroot Woot woot woot Wooties Whooty wooter whoot wooten wootang Wootak

Wootcher 

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
Wootcher by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher 

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.
"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."
Wootcher by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020
hey can i have some wootah
yeah i will give you your water
wootah by carnono August 10, 2020

wootbleh 

the feeling of being ecstatic and morose at the same time; to denote conflicting emotion. a feeling of contradiction simultaneously
My favorite show is coming on, but I've seen this episode ten times. Wootbleh.
wootbleh by Nakar April 22, 2010
The act of being excited in a mannerism state.
He was so excited about his teacher giving him a free lunch that he cried out a woothe.
Woothe by treehugger345 July 14, 2016
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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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