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Wrinkler 

Wrinkler is a racial slur for the aboriginal peoples of Australia. It refers to the wrinkled appearance of their face.
"Don't let them fuckin' wrinklers in mate. Stop them at the door. I don't want no wrinklers in my store mate. They'll steal."
Wrinkler by progreasenuts June 16, 2023
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Wrinkler 

Derogatory term for an old person.
Howie Mandel is a wrinkler judge on America’s got talent.
Wrinkler by Fiishy August 31, 2022

Wrinkler Ryan 

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.
Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

Foreskinious wrinkler 

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...
Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...

bean wrinkler 

bean wrinkler by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Henry Wrinkler 

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.
"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"
Henry Wrinkler by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Tatum wrinkler 

Something that is hard to come by, definitely the only one of planet earth so shows how valuable it is
If u know a tatum wrinkler, consider yrself lucky as that's a he'll of a gift by the universe
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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