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Wrinkler 

Derogatory term for an old person.
Howie Mandel is a wrinkler judge on America’s got talent.
Wrinkler by Fiishy August 31, 2022

Wrinkler Ryan 

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.
Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

Foreskinious wrinkler 

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...
Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...

bean wrinkler 

bean wrinkler by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Henry Wrinkler 

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.
"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"
Henry Wrinkler by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Tatum wrinkler 

Something that is hard to come by, definitely the only one of planet earth so shows how valuable it is
If u know a tatum wrinkler, consider yrself lucky as that's a he'll of a gift by the universe
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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