wrinklers

n. Folk that are unaware that they are far too old for a given pursuit.

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The entertainment world is full of wrinklers.

Yeah. Oprah, Bieber, Stallone. It's culling time.

by gnostic 1 February 2, 2013

Wrinkler

Wrinkler is a racial slur for the aboriginal peoples of Australia. It refers to the wrinkled appearance of their face.

"Don't let them fuckin' wrinklers in mate. Stop them at the door. I don't want no wrinklers in my store mate. They'll steal."

by progreasenuts June 16, 2023

Foreskinious wrinkler

A foreskinious wrinkler is a person's hand when used to jerk off. Also known as Dick beaters, cock grippers, pud pounders. Harry palmers, nubs, etc...

Hey dude, get your fuckin' foreskinious wrinklers off my beer! Or, I didn't get laid tonight so I'm gonna go home and hang out with Foreskinious and the wrinklers...

by JZ Catonsville, Md December 4, 2011

bean wrinkler

Taking a shit

I got to take a bean wrinkler

by Hohler1234 June 25, 2014

Henry Wrinkler

the Fonz in a nursing home.
can also be applied when describing the Fonz' testicles.

"you know Henry Wrinkler is so old"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

Wrinkler Ryan

a small, wrinkled ending of a certain boy's vital apendage which has a tendancy to 'wink' at other boys.

Ben: "Aaaargh! Ryan, buy some bigger shorts man!"
Ryan-noticing his wrinkler advancing towards Ben exclaims "No! Down junior, we dont like boys now do we!...do we?"

by Adam Watts (a.s,s.e,t.l) June 26, 2004

Wrinkler

Derogatory term for an old person.

Howie Mandel is a wrinkler judge on America’s got talent.

by Fiishy August 31, 2022