wrinkled brown trout 

A piece of fecal matter distinguished by its length to girth ratio of 4:1 or greater and having a wrinkled texture, typically associated with insufficient hydration.

That wrinkled brown trout I dropped looked good enough to eat.

wrinkled brown trout by Joshua K May 17, 2006

wrinkled neck brown trout 

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

wrinkled neck brown trout by Vinno January 30, 2005