A financially desperate person who has succumbed to the delusion that It Works!® is not a blatant pyramid scheme. Also known as an It Works!® distributor.
Brah 1: "Pardon me brah, but would you care to become a wraprepreneur by investing in a Business Builder Kit for only $99?"
Brah 2: "Excuse me brah, but I would prefer to not flush my money down the drain of your alternate financial universe."
Brah 1: "You are mistaken, brah. 'It Works!®' is a legitimate business that utilizes multi-level marketing to incentivize sales of... something. Body wraps and such shit, I believe."
Brah 2: "It would appear to me, brah, that 'It Works!®' is in fact an ethically dubious business that utilizes the psychological vulnerabilities of human beings to sell products of little actual value."
Brah 2: "Excuse me brah, but I would prefer to not flush my money down the drain of your alternate financial universe."
Brah 1: "You are mistaken, brah. 'It Works!®' is a legitimate business that utilizes multi-level marketing to incentivize sales of... something. Body wraps and such shit, I believe."
Brah 2: "It would appear to me, brah, that 'It Works!®' is in fact an ethically dubious business that utilizes the psychological vulnerabilities of human beings to sell products of little actual value."
by simmbotron May 22, 2015