wot m8 

“U WOT M8” is a shorthand for “You what, mate?” which is a colloquialism used by English speakers in the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. It is typically used in response to an incoherent proposition put forth by someone else, along the similar lines of “what did you just say?” or wat or what is this. Alternatively, the phrase can be used devoid of any context to confuse anyone that is unfamiliar with the expression.

Guy: You're so gay
Me: Wot m8?

Cute Boy: Wanna go out?
Me, astonished: Wot m8?

wot m8 by Lady~Koala October 25, 2014

U Wot M8

U Wot M8 is just text slang for ' You what mate?' - a confrontational phrase used mainly in Northern England. Normally in response to another confrontational phrase - see example below. It does make sense though is abbreviated, it is a shortened of "YOU are going to do WHAT, MATE?" Mate being the obvious indicator that there is trouble afoot. This abbreviation is probably the cause of much confusion to the American audience since they have similar difficulty with 'half two' meaning half past two (not one or one thirty like some of the common guesses).

"I am going to twat you."
"U Wot M8?"

"I did your Mum last night!"
"You what mate?"

U Wot M8 by gingerbread_mun October 19, 2013

u fockin wot m8 

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.

U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!

u fockin wot m8 by lecxE tfosorciM January 30, 2017

u fucking wot m8 

Mostly MLG used phrase

Person:ayy lmao ayy lmao
other person: u fucking wot m8

u fucking wot m8 by dafuqishappeningXDD August 2, 2015

U Wot M8

''U Wot M8'' or ''You Wot Mate'' is usually used when a person doesnt hear what the other person is saying, it also can be used in arguments or before a fight which is spoke in a quick aggressive manner, the term ''You Wot Mate'' has been around since the early 90's and the term has recently confused Americans as expected.

Your mums a slag....
U Wot M8? you wanna a fucking slap?

No, i was just joking mate, sorry.

U Wot M8 by kingbt3rd October 16, 2013

U Wot M8

It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'

Alfred: ...

Benjamin: U WOT M8

U Wot M8 by ultimatewanker October 24, 2012

U WOT M8? 

''text'' speak for ''you what, mate?''; which is stereotypically used around the UK (specifically Newcastle and Liverpool). This phrase is usually used within Dolan comics, for its grammatical inaccuracy and confrontational tone

Dolan: U WOT M8?

U WOT M8? by Dr J Christ January 15, 2013