Worktopia

A utopia based on the work from home mentality

I work in an industrial workshop so yes, I dislike worktopia

Worktopia by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2023

Wormtopia 

Wormtopia is a land where the worms stay.It is their heaven.When humans die they go to heaven.But worms go to Wormtopia.

Me :My pet worm just died

Friend:I’m so sorry for your loss.But don’t worry it will be in Wormtopia

Wormtopia by Hellopeeps12949 February 11, 2020

Woketopian 

Someone who is exceptionally woke.

They regularly surface progressive topics in an annoying way. 'Hey, did you check your priviledge before you decided to do x?'

Hey, Pierce just quoted MLK early and talked about shortening the gender pay gap. He is a Woketopian.

Woketopian by anonymous September 15, 2020

w0rmtopia 

hilarious & sexy woman who rules tiktok once & for all. everyone loves them.

“hey, have you heard of funny famous tiktok user @w0rmtopia?”
“yeah i love their content even though they never post but their comments are funny as fuck!!! why’s that?”
“kiss me.”

w0rmtopia by definitely not w0rmtopia February 22, 2021

Woketopia 

( A combo of woke and utopia): a new sub normal American political dreamland utopia in which woke people and woke culture have taken over.

Since I don't know what woke means as an adjective, I refuse to take woketopia seriously.

Woketopia by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

slippery kitchen worktop 

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

slippery kitchen worktop by moiralinaa July 12, 2009