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Wormtopia 

Wormtopia is a land where the worms stay.It is their heaven.When humans die they go to heaven.But worms go to Wormtopia.
Me :My pet worm just died

Friend:I’m so sorry for your loss.But don’t worry it will be in Wormtopia
Wormtopia by Hellopeeps12949 February 11, 2020

Woketopian 

Someone who is exceptionally woke.

They regularly surface progressive topics in an annoying way. 'Hey, did you check your priviledge before you decided to do x?'
Hey, Pierce just quoted MLK early and talked about shortening the gender pay gap. He is a Woketopian.
Woketopian by anonymous September 15, 2020

w0rmtopia 

hilarious & sexy woman who rules tiktok once & for all. everyone loves them.
“hey, have you heard of funny famous tiktok user @w0rmtopia?”
“yeah i love their content even though they never post but their comments are funny as fuck!!! why’s that?”
“kiss me.”
w0rmtopia by definitely not w0rmtopia February 22, 2021

Woketopia 

( A combo of woke and utopia): a new sub normal American political dreamland utopia in which woke people and woke culture have taken over.
Since I don't know what woke means as an adjective, I refuse to take woketopia seriously.
Woketopia by Uncle Dimma March 27, 2021

slippery kitchen worktop 

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)
mums love slippery kitchen worktops
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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