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workle jerk 

The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.
Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"

Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."
workle jerk by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010
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Worklejerk 

The exercise by which coworkers will round up after work and ceremoniously vent their frustrations after the end of a shift. Pairs very well with alcohol or friends not scared of a resting bitch-face.
“Oof! What a long day! I desperately needed to decompress so my friend from the other office grabbed a few beers and we had a proper worklejerk after my shift finally ended.
Worklejerk by Moonbaes July 15, 2020
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