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Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016
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woketard 

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.
woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.
That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!
Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.
“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”
woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

worktron 

worktron: a early-to-mid career corporate employee engaged in mindless, repetitive tasks, for low salary and few benefits. Generally treated as expendable by upper management, known to live in fear of layoffs and termination. Not known for high job satisfaction.

An employee who is considered a cog or piece of an overall corporate machine; replaceable, irrelevant.
Being the obedient worktrons, we gathered in the main conference room to celebrate the CEO's birthday.
worktron by Country Cityzen August 17, 2010

woketard 

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.
"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."
woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019