Wordporn 

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

Wordporn by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

wordporn 

Aesthetically pleasing handwriting to which caligraphers masturbate to.

-Why look at the pretty letters mama!
-No! Look away Timmy! It's wordporn!

wordporn by emmveg April 8, 2014

wordpounds 

The relative weight of your words.

"you know Tina tallks alot, but there are very few wordpounds in what she's saying", It's like 'more bullshit-less wordpounds'."

wordpounds by Ambidextrawordist October 30, 2011

Word porn star 

A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.

DAVE YOU ARE A TRUE WORD PORN STAR!

Word porn star by troubleroo April 22, 2016