Wordporn

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

wordporn

Aesthetically pleasing handwriting to which caligraphers masturbate to.

-Why look at the pretty letters mama!
-No! Look away Timmy! It's wordporn!

by emmveg April 8, 2014

wordpounds

The relative weight of your words.

"you know Tina tallks alot, but there are very few wordpounds in what she's saying", It's like 'more bullshit-less wordpounds'."

by Ambidextrawordist October 30, 2011

Word porn star

A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.

DAVE YOU ARE A TRUE WORD PORN STAR!

by troubleroo April 22, 2016