Wordporn 

Composing language, written or oral, so notably titillating that it's somewhat pornographic

The bartender spoke with genuine wordporn; we liked it

Wordporn by Danny Durden August 7, 2020

wordporn 

Aesthetically pleasing handwriting to which caligraphers masturbate to.

-Why look at the pretty letters mama!
-No! Look away Timmy! It's wordporn!

wordporn by emmveg April 8, 2014

wordpounds 

The relative weight of your words.

"you know Tina tallks alot, but there are very few wordpounds in what she's saying", It's like 'more bullshit-less wordpounds'."

wordpounds by Ambidextrawordist October 30, 2011

Word porn star 

A person who is amazing at crafting words and anecdotes. I am coining this term especially for my friend Dave.

DAVE YOU ARE A TRUE WORD PORN STAR!

Word porn star by troubleroo April 22, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022