emmveg's definitions

wordporn

Aesthetically pleasing handwriting to which caligraphers masturbate to.

-Why look at the pretty letters mama!
-No! Look away Timmy! It's wordporn!

by emmveg April 8, 2014

Fashion Pony

Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.

They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.

by emmveg December 11, 2018