wordlock

That point when you chat with an asswipe and all your sentences get soiled until you run out of words.

Dude : yo wsup

Asswipe: sup

Dude : man did you watch th game yester?

Asswipe: I don't watch TV

Dude: ...

Wordlock

by F.someoneelse June 22, 2020

Word lock

When you are trying to think of a word but your mind locks on to a similar word preventing you from remembering the desired word.

Chuck - "We had some of those New Orleans pastry things - oh, darn, I had it on the tip of my tongue but now all I can think of is 'bidet' and I know that's not it."

Carol - "Bidet!? It's a beignet - You don't eat a bidet you goof!"

Chuck - "I know, I know - I said that's not it - I had word lock."

by da Chetster August 12, 2012

hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

Woodlock

A great Irish family of Anglo-Norman decent.Concentrated in Counties Tipperary(Thurles,Fethard), Dublin and in the north of the country.Other menbers of this family live in Britain,USA,Canada and Australia having emigrated from Ireland down through the years.

John Woodlock (Thurles)

by John Woodlock July 24, 2004

Woodlock

The act of having a viagra stiffy for longer than 4-6 hours.

The man called the doctor after experiencing a bad case of woodlock all night long.

by Meadowwww June 14, 2010

wordjockey

A person who makes up words either intentionally or unintentionally as they are speaking.

President Bush was quite the wordjockey today in that speech today

by word jockey October 12, 2010