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woodache 

The pain in the male reproductive organ due to overexertion. Usually occurs after 4-8 'sex sessions', and generally marks the last of them for the night.

Characterized by pain and pleasure, this symptom is very obvious it the beholder.
Guy one: " I heard you guys banging until 4 am last night from my apartment! Then it got deathly quiet."

Guy Two: "Yeah I got a case of woodache. It was pain in pleasure all in one!"

Guy one: "Damn bro, Cassie must be a freak!"
woodache by OverExertedPenis April 24, 2008
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wordaches 

The opposite of writer's block, when the words won't stop flowing. If mental emphasis is on "ache", the sensation of words struggling to break free, longing to be written, spoken, thought.
Wordaches hurt and tingle pleasantly, will eventually make your shit explode.
The feeling of pain for being at work, or pain caused from work which includes and not limited to; headache, annoyance, bane, distress, frustration, hassle, inconvenience, irritation, pain in the neck, stress, worry.

Workache can be a long-term sickness, treatable only by time off work, preferably on a relaxing long holiday.
Work Colleague - what's up? you don't look well

You - suffering a bit of workache

You - it's been a long day, got a bit of a workache now
Workache by GladiatorBL November 10, 2010