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MS Word Fucked 

When Microsoft Word decides that it wants to slide sentences from the top of a new page onto the bottom of an older one, thereby reducing the overall length of the document.
- "Oh hell yeah, I've only got to write another paragraph or two to meet the 10 page requirement."
- MS Word Fucked
- "FUCK!!! Now I need about three. Alright whatever."
- MS Word Fucked
- "GOD. WHY IS MY CURSOR NOT MOVING WHILE I TYPE!!!"
MS Word Fucked by nerd_rage October 10, 2012

wordfucker 

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.
That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.
wordfucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Wordfucked 

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........
>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
Wordfucked by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009

wordfuckery 

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.
If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.
wordfuckery by senryaku April 26, 2017

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026