Word fucker 

Someone who likes to take words and fuck them. I don't know what else to tell you.

That person is such a WORD FUCKER. They fuck words. Yeah.

Word fucker by Jorclai May 17, 2023

MS Word Fucked 

When Microsoft Word decides that it wants to slide sentences from the top of a new page onto the bottom of an older one, thereby reducing the overall length of the document.

- "Oh hell yeah, I've only got to write another paragraph or two to meet the 10 page requirement."
- MS Word Fucked
- "FUCK!!! Now I need about three. Alright whatever."
- MS Word Fucked
- "GOD. WHY IS MY CURSOR NOT MOVING WHILE I TYPE!!!"

MS Word Fucked by nerd_rage October 10, 2012

wordfucker 

A wordsmith who can practically persuade anyone to do anything with their carefully chosen language.

That woman is the most talented and confident wordfucker I’ve ever met.

wordfucker by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2019

Wordfucked 

You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........

>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED

P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!

Wordfucked by ,xnkacnvdvij December 10, 2009

wordfuckery 

Particularly pointless or dumb.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.

If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.

wordfuckery by senryaku April 26, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019