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worcestering 

The Act of opening a beer and not drinking it, while acting drunk.
Dude, that guy was so worcestering his beer
worcestering by Darous February 8, 2008

worcesterized 

The wretched condition to which all residents of Worcester, MA eventually succumb. Symptoms include jibberish and non-sense speech patterns, an increasingly aluminum foil-centered wardrobe, and frequent trips to watch the Sharks. Note: Time to Worcesterization is different for all new residents, and is negatively correlated with the number of his/her Worcesterized friends/co-workers.
It took LJ about 6 years to become Worcesterized after moving to Worcester, MA. Now he wears his socks on his hands and uses them to talk to himself and his co-workers. Matt works with LJ and just moved to Worcester. He will be Worcesterized in no-time.
worcesterized by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

Worcesterize 

To take an opportunity ripe with business and economic-development potential and, by engaging in negative, destructive behavior, smoking it completely and absolutely.
Worcester, Massachusetts, with a population of 175,000 and a business/economic-development infrastructure platform capable of supporting more than twice that many people, refuses to market its significant, valuable assets to the rest of the world for economic-development purposes. As a result, Worcester's business-property tax base, which was 35% of its total tax base 20 years ago, is now only 20%.
Worcesterize by Isaiah Thomas December 16, 2004

Worcesterican 

Specific breed of hood-rat from Worcester Massachusetts
Those scum-suckers are some real Worcestericans!
Worcesterican by Skittlette22 September 25, 2014