wootser

Slang common in north eastern Pennsylvania to describe a baby or young child with a ferocious appetite.

That baby eats like a little wootser!
What a little wootser!

by Hazlerock December 11, 2016

Wooser

Awesome Loser! An endearment for loved ones exhibiting silly behaviour.

(someone you love does something amusingly silly)

You: Aaw honey, you're such a wooser!

by Elgondor June 11, 2011

Wooter

A Wooter is a person who understands that great things never come from staying in your comfort zone. A Wooter believes in staying active, meeting new people and unlocking new experiences.

"Hey look at those Wooters over there playing volleyball; lets go join them!"

by godoit December 29, 2014

woodser

A popular Greek date function or mixer event. Typically involves a bonfire, kegs, and live music. It will usually be held on a farm, a large field, or a clearing in the woods.

Attire may consist of boots, cowboy hats, camo, or any other fratty attire.

I took my sorostitute girlfriend on the Phi Kappa Tau Woodser!

by Fratdaddy99 January 11, 2009

Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee

That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?

by Fuckunda September 2, 2017

Woodser

an annual event held by UF Law where students go to the woods, get wasted, listen to live music, make smores, and contract herpes.

"What's the festering scab on your lip? Is that herpes?"

"Yeah. I went to Woodser."

by Big Freeze UFL February 6, 2010

Wooster

A magical land of Tootsie rolls, kilts, cows, bagpipes, tartan, black squirrels and snow. Also a college, but that's less important because c'mon, bagpipes!
Wooster students study hard, work harder and party hardest of all! Woo!

1. Wooster traditions include bagpipes, stealing bricks and filling Kauke Arch with snow every year.

2. - Yo dude, you going to that party at OSU tonight? - Nah man, I'm gonna hit up Wooster, that shit is so much better

by fightingscot November 14, 2011