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wookiee hair 

Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair.
I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
wookiee hair by fargo123 April 15, 2010
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Wookie Hair 

Usually a woman who takes very little pride in the appearance of her hair other than to keep it off her face.
She has really let herself go, check out her Wookie Hair !
Wookie Hair by HoneyBoxe September 15, 2009

Wookie Hairball 

Sometimes referenced as the "Bukkake Hairball".

Whilst receiving bukkake from several individuals the subject is treated, usually forced, to several handfuls of shaved pubic hair shoved into the subjects mouth. The subject in most cases will begin to dry-heave until the semen-ball-of-pubes is dislodged from their throat, similar to a cat hacking up a hairball.
When the bukkake had commenced, Jill hacked up a mean wookie hairball after the football team shoved their shaved pubes down her throat.

When she coughed it looked like it was snowing pubes in the locker room.
Wookie Hairball by MyExWife February 24, 2010