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woofling 

To throw a boiling kettle at someone
I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.
woofling by xRc7 July 22, 2021
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One to be considered to be living Steezus’s 47 lifestyle
Yo Matthew, we be woolin.
Woolin by 47LYFE February 24, 2018
The act of getting with someone that one finds attractive of the same or the opposite sex.
"Betty, who you wooging?"
"Oh, I'm not wooging anyone."
Wooging by wev1 March 6, 2013

JOE WOOLLIN 

Massive nonce and he's proper weird but not as weird as he was. He has weak shins and tend to cry when ketchup is near him. He likes to call me mummy as he still has a mental age of a two year old but is 12. However he still has to go to bed at 7:00 Pm
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: Hey have you seen Joe woollin
Guy 1: DON'T SAY THAT WASH YOUR MOUTH
Guy 2: yes sir
JOE WOOLLIN by TheBINBAG June 19, 2019

JOE WOOLLIN 

Massive nonce and he's proper weird but not as weird as he was. He has weak shins and tend to cry when ketchup is near him. He likes to call me mummy as he still has a mental age of a two year old but is 12. However he still has to go to bed at 7:00 Pm
Hey
Joe Woollin
EWWWWWW DIE JOE
JOE WOOLLIN by Frank the Flower June 29, 2020

JOE WOOLLIN 

Big weirdo. He sold his soul to phantom forces because he's spent the past year continuously playing it and has even shit in buckets so he doesn't get distracted from his playing. The kids that used to farm bee swarm simulator for him now grind phantom forces xp when he sleeps however he usually uses coffee for energy. He also loves to make loud sounds and tends to do it a lot. Unfortunately, Joe has become even more mentally unstable since his uncle Ching died after he overdosed on rice.
Perosn 1: Is that Joe woollin?
Person 2: no he's playing phantom forces
Person 1: oh yeah it's just a frog nevermind
JOE WOOLLIN by TheBINBAG June 23, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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