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Woof Woof Meow
Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.
Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.
"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"
The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.
"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"
The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.
Woof Woof Meow by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020
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woof and meow by La Definer December 6, 2017
Woofmeister
The super ugly, dog-looking girl that appears at every party. She wants to hook up with everyone, yet no one wants to hook up with her. Inevitably, she does have intercourse, undoubtedly with one of your friends. Loosely translated from the English: "Master of Woof;" inspired by the 1991 John Hughes Film "Home Alone," as a comment about Buzz McCallister's girlfriend:
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Kevin: "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!"
Cory: "Check out Woofmeister over there. She just need's to learn how to stop, man. No one wants that, even though we all know Jon is gonna be balls deep in that by beer 9."
Mike: "Word."
Mike: "Word."
Woofmeister by Freebase90 April 27, 2009
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.