woof

A word used to describe supreme ugliness, used in place of something like, "Gross!" or "Eww..." or any other childish word.

Bill: Omg, Bob, did you see that fat chick?
Bob: Yeah! Woof!

by Mr. Squakity September 28, 2004

woof

The equivilant of whoa. Said when something surprising or unforeseen happens.

Woof, didn't see that one coming.

by JacksWastedLife November 22, 2005

woofing

The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).

Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.

by TheEdK July 27, 2010

woof

a dog fucking barking!!!!

dog- woooo0ooof woof bitch
human- ok ill let you out

by wolfkiller1351 February 22, 2019

Woof

Said in response to something incredibly 'manly' or testosterone-fueled.

A form of acknowledgment in response to a 'manly' act

Man A: Bru, I just benched 120kg
Man B: Woof!

"I just ate an entire turkey and washed it down with seven pints without vomming...Woof!"

by Jakewithabigsnake April 17, 2007

woof

MEGA HOTT!!

"Those girls are Mega WOOF"

by joebisaloser August 17, 2011

Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005