woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c February 21, 2006

woody

a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.

jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"

by jomibo. March 11, 2011

woody

having an erection resembling a fucken bat... un less u have like 2 fucken inches.

Johnny has a fucken woody.. groosss!!!

by richarddd June 25, 2008

woody

A brand of longboard named for it's 100% Canadian Maple build with wood grain finished bottom.

Your sector Nine blows! It's not nearly as cool as my Woody.

Your sector nine blows my woody.

by Chris Craig November 21, 2006

woody

A short round Farm-Boy that eats large quanities of raw meat.

Hey maw gimme the shotgun, there's a woody in the goat shed again.

by Franksterrr May 15, 2005

woody

A redneck version of a condom

-I went to the market to buy some woodys so i could get er done.

by Bubba II September 10, 2005

woody

someone who stinks realy bad, is fat and bald, rubs a throbing vain on his forhead called "Gorby" alot, and only showers about once every 2-3 weeks. And usualy loves to hit on FAT CHICKS!!

I don't know but Woody might have gerbles in his head !!!

by gusto80 August 18, 2009