woodsmen

A coed group of elite timber sports competitors. Travel internationally making big wood small.

Oh yeah, I'm on the woodsmen team. I can work an axe like nobody's business (time).

by Colby Lumberjack March 24, 2021

Cheeky Woodsman

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.

Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"

by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

woodsman

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .

Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.

by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004

Woodsend

Small town in urmston where everyone thinks there on something special when really there just sniffing cocaine on lythm park. All the little chavy 13 year old neeks sit in a park on a beach inhaling cancer into there lungs and rolling wrizlers with “bacceh” inside of it with no filter. Barely any of the small population are black and paki kids there mostly just little white scroats running round tiny little shitty woodsend skatepark thinking there some sort of ‘hood’ gang. Fuck woodsend. And fuck all the 12 year olds getting butt at a bus stop there.

“Yo come woodsend and get bud and then get the ladies high and they will suck us off”

by Fuck nittys January 12, 2021

Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Woodsen

A person who is stupid, generally ditches his friends, and bangs goats. He's oddly colored, and has the qualities of a douchebag. Gets tongue tied during uno. Ditched his best friend for a goat. Thinks he's cool but isn't. Needs to get his hair cut and gain some weight. Is somehow part cowboy and part punk. He likes to wear girl jeans and yell at people, cry, and hit things. And likes to bash mailboxes.

Do you hear that yelling and crying?
Yeah, its probably Woodsen.
I think its a girl crying.
No, thats Woodsen.

by TheThreeMusketeers. April 12, 2011