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Lady Woodside 

A victorian bride who is currently the ghost that haunts and protects Woodside Athletic Club.

Usually refered to as Lady.

Also can be considered a whore and/or slut.
Person 1: "Somebody trashed the snack shack!"
Person 2: "It must have been Lady Woodside, she's such a whore."
Lady Woodside by Sprinkles The Cat September 22, 2007

Woodside 

A very open female, from both ends; often bisexual
1: Hey did you do Woodside last night?
2: Yea, so did my best friend the night after.
Woodside by Dixon Betweener Legs August 25, 2010

woodside high school 

a public school located in the bay area full of kids from redwood city, east palo alto, emerald hills, portola valley, etc. the bathrooms are where everyone is posted up with pens and nic shit. the campus is pretty big but you can always seem to find someone being taken away on a golf cart driven by one of the security guards. also there is this dumb ass shit called SSR - sustained silent reading.
"does she smoke?"
"she goes to woodside high school, so yea."
woodside high school by whoever666 January 8, 2019

woodside syndrome 

1) Continuous obsession with the city you live in.

2) A state of being that usually entails hippie activities, minimum showering, owning a ranch/horses, environmentalist ideals, expressing your opinion even if no one cares, or holding opinions backed by ignorant arguments with disregard for opposing opinions.
1) I think becky has woodside syndrome. She acts like everyone who isn't from woodside is a loser and furthermore that she is incredibly cool.

2) Susan's whole household has woodside syndrome. I heard they shower in recycled water and have 3 prius's.
woodside syndrome by yayareanig April 7, 2010

Woodside Priory 

They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.
Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit

Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
Woodside Priory by keithcage69 April 23, 2022

woodside 

The town between Astoria & Jackson Heights & the best place in the world to live at.
You would like to live in Woodside, wouldn't you?
woodside by paravillintilliay May 17, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

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