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Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.

WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.

by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

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synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

by julie bing January 21, 2005

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another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

by SceneCat in Florals January 20, 2009

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The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 28, 2008

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Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.

by Chadbing September 3, 2012

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