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wokerati 

The collective noun for people of a woke disposition. In particular the more extreme type who believe they are some kind of chosen illuminati brotherhood, sorry siblinghood, convened to save the world.
The wokerati are really getting on my tits with all their wokus pokus sanctimonious bullshit!
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Wokerati 

A term made up by British Home Secretary Suella Braverman when she couldn't find real people to blame her problems on.
Braverman: "...Guardian-reading, tofu-eating, wokerati..."

Wokerati 

Parading their views online and in real life for wokeness points. They also become the most aggressive of online allies, claiming defense on behalf of others. The worst trolls. When meeting people in real life, will triage and add you to their card until they completed their line, can yell bingo and wave it around to show their goodness score. More points offered the more labels and categories you fit into. You are a jewel to showcase their moral goodness to the world. But do not back it up with action.

When in reality, like the glitterati, they are here to increase their perception of fabulousness among their peers. When it's as shallow as a 2 mm puddle.
OMG the wokerati came out in force once they discovered I had autism, didn't give two shits before. Still ain't listening. Now they just talk over me.

Did you see what just happened? The wokerati nailed that 90 year old to the wall even though he was in favour of supporting Indigenous claims to the UN. All because he said Indian instead of indigenous, ffs.
Wokerati by Sassandpopcorn September 20, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026