woeden 

Woeden in "Woe" defines sun rays and "Den" defines possessing. It's a name given by His Holiness The 14th Dalai lama for some of Tibetan people as "Tenzin Woeden" and they are not related.

My name is Tenzin Woeden

woeden by Amiden November 22, 2021

Woeden 

Woeden in "Woe" defines sun rays and "Den" defines possessing. It's a name given by His Holiness The 14th Dalai lama for some of Tibetan people as "Tenzin Woeden" and they are not related.

My name is Tenzin Woeden.

Woeden by Amiden November 22, 2021

woeden 

Woeden in "Woe" defines sun rays and "Den" defines possessing. It's a name given by His Holiness The 14th Dalai lama for some of Tibetan people as "Tenzin Woeden" and they are not related.

My name is Tenzin Woeden.

woeden by Amiden November 22, 2021

Wooden shield

Ultra-effective chess tactic whereby a diagonal piece (i.e. a bishop or a queen) attacks 4 opponent pieces at the same time, so that the attacked pieces form an X-shape between each other, thus (according to legendary chess grandmaster xQc) resembling a wooden shield. The best move in response to the wooden shield tactic is considered to be resignation, as computers are yet to find a position where any response to the tactic doesn't lose on the spot. The tactic is considered to be incomprehensible to inexperienced players and even grandmasters, and only exceptionally high-IQ individuals with an IQ of 107 over are considered to be capable of understanding it.

Coined by prominent proponent of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy GM xQc, the wooden shield is an essential part of the theory behind the Flying Dragon, Knight variation, as well as the Flying Dragon, I Take Your Pawn variation openings, which build upon the idea that early pawns don't matter - an idea repeatedly corroborated by top-of-the-line engines and neural nets such as AlphaZero.

Noob: I'm a queen, a rook, and two pieces up in material, this guy's got no chance.
107-IQ God: *smirks* Omae wa mou shindeiru
107-IQ God: *plays the wooden shield*
Noob: *resigns in shame*

Wooden shield by Jacques Hayeilliheaulds May 22, 2020

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels 

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

wooden onesie 

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

wooden onesie by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

Wooden Birds 

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

Wooden Birds by A WHITE GUY July 26, 2017