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An abbreviation of "what the hell" put into one simple word. A term used in situations where an individual is astonished or disgusted.
I wondah!
Wondering something that you already know the answer too. Or wondering something that you would have no idea of what a person is asking so to piss of the questionairre you repeat the phrase "I WONDAH" followed by a guess on what it is. (NOTE: You don't let the person say, "Yep your right.") just keep on guessing until he shuts the hell up.
Guy 1:"Hey, hey, hey, HEY!"
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."
Guy 2:"What dude..."
Guy 1:"Guess what I am listening to."
Guy 2:"No I hate doing this..."
Guy 1:"Come on, what am I listening to."
Guy 2:"I WONDAH, IS IT MUSIC! I WONDAH IS IT SOUND, I WONDAH IS IT LOUD, I WONDAH IS IT A CAT..."
Guy 1:"Shut up! You such a fuc-
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A PAN, I WONDAH IS IT A CAR, I WONAH IS IT A SONG."
Guy 1:"Yeah its a s-"
Guy 2:"I WONDAH IS IT A SANDWHICH, I WONDAH IS IT A WALL, I WONDAH!"
Guy 1:"Douche bag."
I wondah! by The Green Duck June 18, 2009
Milton Waddams
The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."
Milton Waddams by Falkon January 5, 2006
Wordanistas
Those who spend their lives telling others what is or is not a word, based on what they have read in books.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.
First coined by Steven Colbert on the Colbert Report during a segment of The Word.
I know you Wordanistas love to say funner is not a word, but it is, i looked it up in my gut, and that's the Truth.
What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?
"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"
What is it with you Wordanistas telling me what is and what isnt a word. Who made Merriam Webster God?
"And that brings us to tonight's word: truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the Word Police, the wordanistas over at Webster's, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word.'"
Wordanistas by Baba Nace January 29, 2006
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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