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Wodka
A term used to describe ones desire to no longer be sober, often used to alert other sober people of this inention. This is usualy a prelude to the use of Vodka to rectify the situation, and restore the people involved to their normal drunken way of life.
Wodka by Slippery Jim D'Griz June 30, 2008
wodka
1) The Polish spelling of vodka.
2) A nickname for inexpensive, low quaity liquor, usually low-grade vodka but can be used to describe any hard liquor of poor quality. Wodka often produces a more severe hangover, in a shorter amount of time, than higher-quality liquor.
2) A nickname for inexpensive, low quaity liquor, usually low-grade vodka but can be used to describe any hard liquor of poor quality. Wodka often produces a more severe hangover, in a shorter amount of time, than higher-quality liquor.
I bought some 5-dollar wodka. It smelled like bleach and tasted like paint thinner, and my hangover kicked in before I finished drinking the shit.
wodka by run_litte_man October 5, 2006
Wodka Aim
Wodka Aim by Fr0zenBlade July 4, 2016
The Wodka
Wokachoda
An obnoxious virtue signaller who thinks he's woke. A play on the Bengali word 'bokachoda' which means 'damned fool'.
A: So you're drinking bottled water?
B: Yes, I am.
A: So you support capitalist scum who oppress indigenous people by exploiting their natural water sources?
B: I'm just thirsty, you wokachoda.
B: Yes, I am.
A: So you support capitalist scum who oppress indigenous people by exploiting their natural water sources?
B: I'm just thirsty, you wokachoda.
Wokachoda by famished_writer October 6, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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