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Wobbly knees 

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know
Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees
Wobbly knees by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

wobbly keyboard 

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type
Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.

Yeah, but what a way to go!

Wobble KuBobble 

A term that is used for breaking of ones ankles or minds.
i wobble kubobbled 2 kids today in gym
Wobble KuBobble by Nelson TM February 28, 2018

Wobbley Knobler 

The act of violently shaking your semi-erect penis in such a way as to mimic a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
I did the wobbley knobler for my girlfriend to entertain her; she was very impressed.

Wobble knoble

The Act of sucking a toe while someone has their thumb in your anus
Wobble knoble by PwnurMom May 17, 2016

Wibble wobble KFC

What my religion teacher tells me not to write in my essays!
"whatever you write, don't write wibble wobble KFC"
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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