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Vancouver, Washington 

A church inside a former Kmart.

That's the summation of this place based on an actual establishment. I get the sense the hoakey small town center like any old thyme town center has been abandoned to tiny gift shops while the suburbs were built up around it. Life there is a purgatory for grown up suburban kids where they drive from their apartment block to a gas station, to a office block, to Applebees, and back again. They watch Netflix and wait to die, keeling over from a broken heart 2 weeks after retirement realizing what I just said.
"You're 47 years old. It's finally time you get your own apartment."

"Ok mom, I'll move to Vancouver, Washington. Can I borrow the car?"

Malcom worship 

To flare your arms up and bend your elbow in and out several hundred times
I saw 2 fuckin weirdos worshipping malcom.It means to flare you arms and bend your elbow in and out several times.Thanks for the idea sarah,caden,and any other malcom worshipers

Kim Wonshik

A man who looks the literal embodiment of sensuality with chocolate abs, as well as an amazing ball of fluff rapper belonging to ( best group in the world ) VIXX.
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Kim Wonshik is also known by his stage name Ravi.
" Wow look at that sculpture. What a masterpiece. "
" Oh, that's just Kim Wonshik. "
Kim Wonshik by EatJinsAss March 27, 2017

Washington Compost

The Washington Post newspaper, called Compost due to the fact that they are full of shit.
Washington Compost by JTF February 28, 2008

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

cock worshipper

A man/woman who enjoys penises so much that they worship them. These people want cock in their mouth, in their hand, in their ass, all around them, etc. They are also obsessed with cum. To put it simply, a cock worshipper's whole life is dedicated to cock. They are an absolute slut for anything even related to cock.
Lucy: Yes, I am a cock worshipper... I want cock, I love cock, I adore cock, I obey cock, I submit to cock... Cock is my everything.
cock worshipper by zooboo September 21, 2016