Wittikend 

An alcoholic beverage combining Pepto Bismol and Vodka in an effort to eliminate necessary trips to the bathroom to accommodate symptoms of the Hershey Squirts.

Jenna is drinking Wittikends tonight because she doesn't want to stink up the bathroom at Krogers again.

Wittikend by Dumbazz42 April 3, 2009

wiikend 

A weekend reserved for playing the wii

wow he played the wii all wiikend

wiikend by r0tfl0l May 14, 2007

wittigence 

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context

Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.

wittigence by the deficit kid July 12, 2009

Wiikend 

A Weekend Consisting of Nothing But Playing The Nintendo Wii and Smoking Wiid

Best Thing in The World for The Wiikend

Wiikend by Seagulls Of Satan October 3, 2008

Wittied 

When one smarts off to his elder and then gets taken to the wood shed.

Mike "wittied" Brad and then got his ass whipped in the parking lot!

Wittied by Fritter11 July 2, 2015